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Dante's Random Skype Convo's

Post by Jager on Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:23 am

Stupid shit everywhere.
Spoiler:

[2:09:01 PM] Dante: Oh Dauwz-sama doesn't understand how awesome he is
[2:09:34 PM] Dauwz: yes.
[2:09:42 PM] Dauwz: tell Dauwz-sama how awesome he is.
[2:10:02 PM] Dante: Dauwz-sama is the coolest person that has ever walked the earth
[2:10:21 PM] Dante: Dauwz-sama is so cool the earth would be frozen if he wasn't so incredibly hawt
Spoiler:

[2:49:32 PM] Dauwz: derp
[2:49:45 PM] Dauwz: say hello kiddies
[2:49:48 PM] Dante: No
[2:49:56 PM] Dauwz: Sad
[2:50:15 PM] Kuro: dammit... dante's here?
[2:50:24 PM] Dante: Who the hell're you?
[2:50:37 PM] Kuro: I should ask you that fucker...
[2:50:42 PM] Dauwz: xD
[2:50:54 PM] Dante: Oi, you don't get to refer to me by my nickname
[2:51:02 PM] Dante: Only other people do
[2:51:22 PM] Kuro: news for ya, I'm other people...
[2:51:30 PM] Dante: You're your mother
[2:51:36 PM] Dante: Selfcest is a bitch ain't it?
[2:51:46 PM] Kuro: sure it is... DJ...
[2:51:49 PM] Dante: ...
[2:51:52 PM] Dante: Goddammit
[2:51:53 PM] Dauwz: *dies*
[2:52:02 PM] Dante: ...
[2:52:10 PM] Dante: -is not amused-
[2:52:27 PM] Kuro: *grins charmingly*
[2:52:31 PM] Dante: Kuro...
[2:52:36 PM] Dauwz: HAHAHAHAHA
[2:52:41 PM] Dauwz: I'm laughing my ass off over here
[2:52:52 PM] Kuro: we're two now...
[2:52:53 PM] Kuro: x
[2:53:00 PM] Dante: -groans-
[2:53:09 PM] Dauwz: geehee
[2:53:09 PM] Dauwz: so
[2:53:12 PM] Kuro: aw, c'mon!
[2:53:13 PM] Dauwz: Kuro has this idea of a collab story
[2:53:20 PM] Kuro: *nods*
[2:53:22 PM] Dante: I'm listening
[2:53:29 PM] Dauwz: Yeah, me too.
[2:53:32 PM] Kuro: basically that...
[2:53:36 PM] Dante: Dauwz shut up
[2:53:39 PM] Dauwz: no.
[2:53:42 PM] Dante: Bitch.
[2:53:47 PM] Dauwz: Yo' face!
[2:53:54 PM] Dante: Yo dog!
[2:53:58 PM] Kuro: Yo brah!
[2:54:05 PM] Dauwz: It's fine since I don't have a dog
[2:54:11 PM] Dante: Oh yes you do
[2:54:22 PM] Dante: that mutt you call a cat is a inbred dog
[2:54:24 PM] Dauwz: Shut up Dante.
[2:54:30 PM] Dante: Shut up Jackal.
[2:54:31 PM] Dauwz: Let Kuro speak.
[2:54:36 PM] Dante: Fine.
[2:54:39 PM] Dauwz: DJ.
[2:54:46 PM] Kuro: *chuckles*
[2:54:53 PM] Dauwz: Hey, you started the name calling.
[2:54:56 PM] Dante: Duh
[2:54:59 PM] Dauwz: Kuro was the one who called you DJ, not me
[2:55:00 PM] Dauwz: xD
[2:55:11 PM] Dante: Doesn't matter
[2:55:15 PM] Kuro: that's right
[2:55:16 PM] Dante: because Kuro
[2:55:17 PM] Dauwz: it does damn it!
[2:55:23 PM] Dante: Isn't as cool as Dauwz-sama
[2:55:34 PM] Dauwz: Orbital facepalm cannon...fire.
[2:55:43 PM] Dante: I'll make this awkward as hell
[2:55:49 PM] Dauwz: oh no
[2:55:51 PM] Dauwz: it's starting again
[2:55:53 PM] Kuro: even more?
[2:55:54 PM] Dauwz: brace yourself, Kuro.
[2:56:00 PM] Kuro: surprise me
[2:56:08 PM] Dante: Kuro doesn't understand how awesome Dauwz-sama is
[2:56:31 PM] Dante: Dante-san no longer wants to share Dauwz-sama with Kuro
[2:56:32 PM] Dante: ...
[2:56:40 PM] Dante: Dante-san doesn't like threeways
[2:56:45 PM] Dauwz: *dies... not from laughter though*
[2:57:00 PM] Dante: *Squeels in joy*
[2:57:03 PM] Dante: Anyway
[2:57:11 PM] Dante: What was Kuro saying?
[2:57:14 PM] Dante: I'm lost
Spoiler:

[12/18/2012 1:03:14 PM] Dante: If you have a daughter
[12/18/2012 1:03:18 PM] Dante: and she's a lesbian
[12/18/2012 1:03:20 PM] Dauwz: FUCK YEAH
[12/18/2012 1:03:30 PM] Dauwz: though
[12/18/2012 1:03:30 PM] Dauwz: wait
[12/18/2012 1:03:30 PM] Dauwz: no
[12/18/2012 1:03:32 PM] Dauwz: that's wrong
[12/18/2012 1:03:38 PM] Dante: Why?
[12/18/2012 1:03:39 PM] Dauwz: unless she brings her hot friends home
[12/18/2012 1:03:42 PM] Dauwz: then it's all good
[12/18/2012 1:03:45 PM] Dante: Yup
[12/18/2012 1:03:54 PM] Dauwz: "Save some for daddy, will ya?"
[12/18/2012 1:03:54 PM] Dauwz: oh god
[12/18/2012 1:03:59 PM] Dante: We're so fucked up
[12/18/2012 1:04:03 PM] Dauwz: indeed
[12/18/2012 1:04:24 PM] Dauwz: I'm laughing my ass off though xD
[12/18/2012 1:04:32 PM] Dante: Hell yeah xD
[12/18/2012 1:04:36 PM] Dauwz: how do you go
[12/18/2012 1:04:37 PM] Dauwz: from
[12/18/2012 1:04:43 PM] Dauwz: talking about a fic
[12/18/2012 1:04:55 PM] Dauwz: to having a lesbian daughter whose friends would get you laid?
[12/18/2012 1:05:08 PM] Dante: I...
[12/18/2012 1:05:10 PM] Dante: Have no clue
[12/18/2012 1:05:14 PM] Dante: But it's fucking awesome
[12/18/2012 1:05:19 PM] Dauwz: this is beyond 'escalated quickly'
[12/18/2012 1:05:42 PM] Dante: Aye
Spoiler:

[12/18/2012 2:41:17 PM] Dante: Of course you can't send this in the form of a DocX
[12/18/2012 2:41:28 PM] Dante: Of course I have to squint so I can read this
[12/18/2012 2:41:30 PM] Dante: Fuck you
[12/18/2012 2:41:36 PM] Dante: I'll read it now
[12/18/2012 2:41:47 PM] Dauwz: xD
[12/18/2012 2:42:04 PM] Dauwz: I'll take note to send it in docx next time xD
[12/18/2012 2:42:26 PM] Dauwz: and this wasn't tsundere
[12/18/2012 2:42:27 PM] Dauwz: at all
[12/18/2012 2:42:31 PM] Dante: No.
[12/18/2012 2:42:36 PM] Dante: It fucking wasn't.
[12/18/2012 2:42:47 PM] Dauwz: D'aaaaaaaaaaw
[12/18/2012 2:42:48 PM] Dante: I'm only reading this shit because you asked me too
[12/18/2012 2:42:53 PM] Dante: Not because I want to
[12/18/2012 2:43:05 PM] Dauwz: oh so you don't like this story? Sad
[12/18/2012 2:43:08 PM] Dauwz: I'm offended
[12/18/2012 2:43:26 PM] Dante: I'm not going to apologize because I want to
[12/18/2012 2:43:36 PM] Dante: Only because you being offended annoys me
[12/18/2012 2:43:38 PM] Dante: So
[12/18/2012 2:43:40 PM] Dante: I'm sorry
[12/18/2012 2:43:42 PM] Dante: sort of
[12/18/2012 2:43:44 PM] Dauwz: xD
Spoiler:
[5:59:49 PM] Dauwz: OMG
[5:59:50 PM] Dauwz: he said
[5:59:51 PM] Dauwz: he was
[5:59:53 PM] Dauwz: about
[5:59:54 PM] Dauwz: to go to sleep
[6:00:01 PM] Dauwz: he doesn't care about you
[6:00:02 PM] Dauwz: Dante
[6:00:13 PM] Dauwz: he doesn't love you like I do!

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Re: Dante's Random Skype Convo's

Post by Jager on Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:01 am

Celt's Adventure:
Part 1
Spoiler:

This story follows the life of a man named Celt. Sure his name was Celtic, but everyone called him Celt because they were lazy fucks. Anyway, he lived a normal-ish; never going out of his way to break the norm he had created for himself. He enjoyed simplicity, thrived on it, fapped to it. He only fapped to vanilla, none of that other shit. It wasn't neccesary.

Anyway, as he walked home from work on the simplest path possible, he saw something he never expected to see. A chipmunk. This wasn't possible, there was no way a chipmunk would be on his path. He had walked it for years, never was there a chipmunk.

A conspiracy. That's what this was. A conspiracy to ruin to his life. To destroy it and make it crumble. No, this would not happen. He would fight, fight for his simplicity.

He reached into his pocket and drew a pencil. He had to steady his resolve, he was going to kill that furry little fucker.

He rushed forward, a quick thrust aimed at the chipmunk; though, to his surprise and horror, the chipmunk jumped into the air and, in a flash of light, transformed.

The pencil met the squishiest mounds in all of creation, rebounding off of the breast and impaling a building causing it to collapse. He stared in amazement at the chipmunk-woman's shapely figure.

Hot damn.

He was caught off guard when she suddenly kicked him in the face sending him flying before grabbing him by the ankle and smashing him into the ground. He groaned as she sat on top of him with a grin and his eyes widened as she violently had her way with him.

She left a few hours after she was done and he stood up, most of his clothes in shreds, save for his pants. He groaned as he walked home, only to be stopped by a martian.

The little green man quickly explained that he had been tasked with banging human women, or else he would be sacrificed at the alter of the great pelican god. Celt hummed in response before directing the alien towards his friend Gale's house.

What? He couldn't let the alien be killed? He watched as the alien broke into the house and the woman's screams were heard before a UFO flew overhead and shot a laser at the house, blowing it up.

Celt sighed before walking towards a bus.

He knew, as he walked away, that he would never return. How could he? The plainness he enjoyed had been destroyed. He sighed as he pulled out his phone and began searching for a place to live in a perfectly normal community. He grinned as he saw one of the ads.

Roommate needed-
Contact Matt or Dante.

His return to a normal life was soon, never again with that random day happen again.

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Re: Dante's Random Skype Convo's

Post by Jager on Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:48 pm

Kuro.
Written by Dante
(Cover of Delish, by Hollywood Undead)

Spoiler:
Kuroyagi call me Mr.Savage
Say "Oh yeah" I can do some damage
I get that ass like a pirate captain
Got my crew with me, ya know I'm sackin'

Get down because the moon is out
I'm a writer that's without a doubt
See me transform what's that all about
I'm a freak with some fans get some reviews now

Shiroyagi expeditions
Check my stories, they're NaZa delicious
Leave reviews while I grant ya wishes
Author magic for all y'all bitches

(Chorus)
This is how we write it for the ages
We make it fuckin' dangerous
I thought I told you it's about to go down!

This is how we write it for the ages
You wonder how we made it
I thought I told you it's about to go down!

Comp on my desk got the keyboard gripped
Slip back to the Works no need to trip
Don't need no beta to make a hit
Music ease my mind I need to get lit

My ego ain't super sized
Even though the fics I write are one of a kind
Write four thousand words with no mistakes
Got the works open when I'm on freakin' break

Don't worry Naza we gonna get you rockin'
Once ya started there ain't no stopin'
I'm so high like Mary Poppins
Supercalifragi-- yo suck my dick

(Chorus)
This is how we write it for the ages
We make it fuckin' dangerous
I thought I told you it's about to go down!

This is how we write it for the ages
You wonder how we made it
I thought I told you it's about to go down!

From the bottom of the archives straight to the top
Haters can hate but NaZa don't stop
(It's all good if NaZa don't stop)
From the bottom of the archives straight to the top
Haters can hate but NaZa don't stop
I can leave but I'll still call the shots

We'll write with a fuckin' dim screen
(Get them backlights on now~)
Fuck paper we'll save them trees
(For smokin' weed in the crowd~)
We'll write with a fuckin' dim screen
(Get them backlights on now~)
Fuck paper we'll save them trees
(For smokin' weed in the crowd~)
It's about to go down!

(Chorus)
This is how we write it for the ages
We make it fuckin' dangerous
I thought I told you it's about to go down!

This is how we write it for the ages
You wonder how we made it
I thought I told you it's about to go down!

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Re: Dante's Random Skype Convo's

Post by Jager on Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:27 pm

Authors.
Written by Dante.
(HU Cover Song)
Spoiler:

Kuro :
Come on, everybody throw your hands up
In the air, come on, let's
*Guitar*
You know - we keep the party jumpin'
So let`s keep them 40`s comin'
*Guitar*
Come on down to the city of Fiore where we,
We ride with authors and the shippin’s easy
You know how we keep writing everyday, baby
We ride with authors and the shippin’s easy

Sable :
When I ride with D-A-U-W-Z
It's like, okay basically
We get shitfaced and crazy
We're writin' "Fuck the police"

Dauwz :
J-Just like Ez, let’s see
With Sable and Shinji
We mix it over a hard beat
And run with the NaZa army

Sable :
And you don't need to see the best of me
The best writer, it's just the beat
Kuro feeds that makes me mean
That seems to be what makes me scream

Dauwz :
So what up? Let's cruise this town fucked up
Let's tag Fiore and show love

Sable :
Yo Dauwz, wait, just hold up
Take my laptop, my P.O. showed up

Kuro :
Come on down to the city of Fiore where we
We ride with authors and the shippin's easy
You know how we keep writin' everyday, baby
We ride with authors and the shippin's easy

Dante :
We`re six authors hell raisin'
Blazin' makin' zero bacon
Await to write, to stop and blink

NeoS : To call Dante, to ride with me

NeoS :
The reviews ain’t so lo’
We’re sippin' on this 4-O
Rollin' in the fo' door
Dante, me an’ four ho's (oh, no)

Dante:
The 5-O's writin' code
I didn't stop or try to slow
Laptops open (NeoS: Neo's smoking')
I think I`m chokin' (NeoS: It's time to go)

Dante :
These midnight writers keep it goin’'
Keep the fuckin' NaZa’ flowin'

NeoS :
Fiore, we keep it goin'
NaZa is what we`re throwin'

Kuro :
Come on down to the city of Fiore where we,
We ride with authors and the shippin's easy~
You know how we keep writin’ everyday, baby,
We ride with auhtors and the shippin's easy~

Kuro :
I keep on writin’, the archives just keep bigger every day, baby
On Net you better read 'cause you know they'll show me
In the club you in the corner while my shit go crazy
And I got my authors in the back so you don't wanna face me

And when your girl look up at me I'm looking right down
And all that shippin' you know it gonna get you smacked down
I stick around to keep you mad while the crowd's loud
In the city of Fiore, that's my home town

Kuro :
Come on down to the city of Fiore where we,
We ride with authors and the shippin's easy~
You know how we keep writin’ everyday, baby,
We ride with authors and the shippin's easy~


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Re: Dante's Random Skype Convo's

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